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Chris Keegan Vote score: 1804Chris Keegan

Apparently she was looking forward to a roll over with some bloke called Camelot

12/01/18 20:12:42

 
Pete  Vote score: 17710Pete

Madame Flutterbuy.

12/01/18 21:20:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8368Neil Mackenzie

I've only sold two church raffle tickets.
Don't worry I'm sure this Chapel buy some.

13/01/18 7:22:43

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 788Andrea Ivey

Everything was ticketyboo

12/01/18 21:20:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26025Tony Edwards

"I am pleased to inform you that you have won a night with me."

12/01/18 21:08:26

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17163John Glover

"It's almost certain you won't win, but just think of the good causes you will help."

12/01/18 20:33:20

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5166Vanessa the Guesser

"Wanna win a luxury funeral?"
"Thanks dear, I've just had a bit of a coffin fit."

12/01/18 21:24:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26025Tony Edwards

All the ladies would love to win 'The Big One.'

12/01/18 20:58:12

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5166Vanessa the Guesser

Mangy tout

12/01/18 20:42:48

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20222Michael Winner

"The winner gets a hospital bed."

12/01/18 20:22:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26025Tony Edwards

Lucky Heather

12/01/18 20:08:55

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4583Mr Dome

I take it this is not an advert for Oral B...?

12/01/18 20:05:34

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 1804Chris Keegan

How low can a bent ticket tout go? Betty had just paid a small fortune on tickets to see Spurs in the cup final this year..

12/01/18 21:06:46

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2527Vivvy En

"You'd better buy all these tickets, lady, or I'll tell your husband you just had a threesome with Senor y Senora Blanco, here."

12/01/18 20:53:43

 
Pete  Vote score: 17710Pete

"Buy a ticket or your number's up, sister."

12/01/18 20:47:43

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18746John Llamas

Times have been hard for ‘vinegar Tits’ since Prisoner Cell Block H

12/01/18 20:45:22

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17163John Glover

"So, you don't have an addiction. I found these underneath the ten packets of paracetamol, that were covered by the six bottles of Vodka, beside the box of old betting slips and lord knows how many unpaid parking fines acrued outside the Mecca bingo hall."

12/01/18 20:44:34

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26025Tony Edwards

Rose wishes the lady luck, through gritted teeth.

12/01/18 20:34:30

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 363Spycenwolf

"That's quite a nice scarf you have there. It'd be a shame if something happened to it because you bought less than twenty tickets for the tombola at Little Donnie's school."

12/01/18 20:32:32

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4510Glyn Evans

"If you scratch my pack, I'll scratch yours."

12/01/18 20:08:54

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4583Mr Dome

Bulldog clip x2

12/01/18 20:06:12

 
ant man Vote score: 767ant man

Pauline's pension plan was guaranteed, she boasted.

12/01/18 20:01:13

 
ant man Vote score: 767ant man

I've got a lotto luck. I'm Irish.

12/01/18 20:00:20

 
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