My Grandad still drove at eighty, but in a thirty zone.

12/06/12 20:14:57

Herbie's wife arrives to give evidence of domestic abuse.

12/06/12 22:58:04

The driver obviously lost their Focus.

12/06/12 20:00:08

"Is it a write off?"
"No, it's a caption competition"

12/06/12 20:04:40

Just got a call from the wife saying she'd broken the wing mirror.

I asked "How the hell did you do that"?

"The car rolled on it".

12/06/12 21:49:10

My wife is making a full recovery in hospital...you just can't hire a decent hit man these days.

12/06/12 20:12:55

For Sale: One careful owner. Two really bad ones!

12/06/12 20:22:00

I smashed the motor up Yesterday, You should have seen the skid marks, even a 90 degree wash couldn't get them out.

12/06/12 21:22:55

Crimp my ride.

12/06/12 20:02:30

Carnage.

12/06/12 20:01:43

Ford Fiasco

12/06/12 21:30:58

'Hello Halfords, I require a headlight bulb for a Ford Focus please'

12/06/12 21:21:58

Orange Crush

12/06/12 20:17:09

"Have I passed?" "Well, you've certainly made an impact young lady!"

12/06/12 20:04:13

"Congratulations! You are now a fully qualified cab driver."

12/06/12 22:51:24

I want to die peacefully in my sleep just like Grandad... not kicking and screaming like his passengers.

Nod to goodness knows who from twenty years ago!

12/06/12 22:14:40

Wheels of misfortune.

12/06/12 22:03:15

Even Ginger cars get bullied...

12/06/12 21:34:44

Park and Hide

12/06/12 21:13:50

"Don't worry Dougal, I can soon knock it out".

12/06/12 20:26:47

Yes Sarge, the owner claims to have been parked in front of a house when a lady in her smalls and high heels fell out of the window.

12/06/12 20:22:21

Shunt have parked there.

12/06/12 20:15:07

Orange you glad this is not your car

13/06/12 19:32:29

0-Casualty in 8 seconds

13/06/12 16:09:58

What do you mean theres a slight knocking noise under the bonnet

13/06/12 12:41:37

When Arthur Dent met Ford Prefect on the Hyperspace Bypasss.

12/06/12 21:45:15

Wife on phone to husband : "Well, let me put it this way darling, it still works well in reverse."

12/06/12 20:27:20

Police warning to women of dangers as blind dates become more popular

12/06/12 20:13:14

Crumple Zone.

12/06/12 20:12:02

Last chance saloon!

12/06/12 20:02:25

I've written its autobiography.

14/06/12 10:38:49

shouldv'e taken the picture of the best side now it'll never sell.

13/06/12 17:02:49

Some people take recycling a little too far these days

13/06/12 0:31:34

My Girl Friend was playing with my gearstick, when I lost control and shot across the central reservation.

13/06/12 0:14:56

Bad Driving but Great Parking .... Got all the little pieces in one parking space.

12/06/12 22:33:05

"I just can't a Ford the repairs."

12/06/12 22:12:52

The driver was in the wrong Ghia.

12/06/12 22:03:42

'In other news... a full inquiry has been launched into the allegations that a worker at the safari park intentionally added anabolic steroids to the monkeys food'.

12/06/12 21:55:59

Had an accident and it wasn't your fault?

12/06/12 21:52:18

The unmarked Police car was a write-off but luckily the officer can keep his badge.

12/06/12 21:51:07

Bet they asked for their meerkat toy back when this claim came in.

12/06/12 21:50:58

What a smashing car park

12/06/12 21:46:23

Parking spaced

12/06/12 21:41:46

Alan's bosses phoned him 12 times with better and better promotions at work. Eventually he careered off the road.

12/06/12 21:38:51

Carmageddon.

12/06/12 21:36:10

"How did you survive Dad?"
"I hit an ambulance son"

12/06/12 21:34:43

I'm so sorry darling, do you think it will work again?
Husband: You definitely won't.

12/06/12 21:31:00

What do you do if Georgia Davis sits on your bonnet?

12/06/12 21:28:55

Bay-shitty roller

12/06/12 21:17:46

Lindsey Lohan: Have you driven a Ford lately?

12/06/12 21:16:26