Just attach elastic to thug ... instant human catapult

11/06/12 12:12:47

Tom Daley regrets buying a practice pool from e-bay.

11/06/12 12:11:13

Feeling the pinch, even the local Mafia are making cut backs by simplifying their infamous concrete raincoat.

11/06/12 12:05:24

Paddy discovered another way to eat the chicken without the temptation of licking his fingers afterwards.

11/06/12 11:53:45

"Thank you Mr Kray but you could have just pointed out the smear I left on the window."

11/06/12 11:52:27

Toss Pot.

11/06/12 11:43:01

Think this one may have water on the brain

11/06/12 11:42:35

Billy could use a Heads Up on his Bucket List

11/06/12 11:40:07

Katie Price's Ex reminisces by putting his head inside another bucket.

11/06/12 11:39:04

Viagra's great till you need a piss.

11/06/12 11:34:13

Yet another Glaswegian who really enjoys his Buckie.

11/06/12 11:33:32

It's your fault he's like this! Why did you have to tell him his roots were showing?

11/06/12 11:29:21

bucked pissed

11/06/12 11:26:07

Yogi Bare Chested.

11/06/12 11:25:30

This is a story all about how
Tim's life got turned upside down.
He'd like you to take a minute just sit down there
He'll tell you how he became the prince of Pail-air!
NNNNNNNNNN... Nenene!

11/06/12 11:20:35

"Hello, is that Stavros Flatley's Window Cleaners...?"

11/06/12 11:18:34

He hasn't got the X-Factor.

11/06/12 11:17:41

The spine had been displaced so needed to Invertebrae.

11/06/12 11:16:39

Vic gets ready for the V Festival.

11/06/12 11:15:53

Inverted common.

11/06/12 11:13:35

The Mad Hatter considers his bucket list.

11/06/12 11:12:47

Basket case.

11/06/12 11:11:22

"I'm not coming out 'til England scores"

11/06/12 11:11:06

I could never do that. I haven't got the balls.

11/06/12 11:10:33

Village People vow to up their game for their comeback tour.

11/06/12 11:09:23

The Polish 'fathers for justice' don't waste money on silly costumes.

11/06/12 11:07:56

Bucket Stop.

11/06/12 11:07:22

Shoeing off.

11/06/12 11:06:52

Os T. Rich.

11/06/12 11:04:36

How to get ahead in window cleaning

11/06/12 11:04:31

Dave's looking a bit pail today

11/06/12 11:04:00

Ah Buck et if I fall off them ladders one more time when i'm cleaning the windows, i'll scream

11/06/12 11:04:00

Jimmy was unaware his fellow busking Alsation had buggered off.

11/06/12 11:02:48

Ukrainian police deal with English football hooligan

11/06/12 11:02:11

Such pail skin

11/06/12 11:01:56

"Can you see me now?"

11/06/12 11:01:42

Oh what is David Blaine upto now.

11/06/12 11:01:38

Boycket.

11/06/12 11:00:53

There was a young man from Nantucket
Who was clearly quite mad and thought 'Fuck it'
So he jumped from the flats
There were no safety mats
And his winkie was open to suck it.

11/06/12 11:00:36

Bucket and Shade Holiday.

11/06/12 11:00:15

Are you feeling alright you look a little pail

11/06/12 11:00:14