It's amazing how low a coke addict will stoop.

16/06/12 11:09:51

Dr Williams was always called out to deal with the most serious agoraphobics.

16/06/12 11:50:00

"Bloody fruit machine , I got a line of oranges and it's not paying out."

16/06/12 11:02:03

"It's no good getting in a flap."

16/06/12 11:01:02

"Hello, I'm from the Jehovah's Witnesses."

16/06/12 11:05:30

By the time you get those Euros out they'll be worth nothing luv

16/06/12 16:49:04

"You've gotta pick-a Pokka or two...."

16/06/12 12:18:39

As a former gynecologist the repairman was used to working this way.

16/06/12 12:10:28

these machines are alarmed, so am i at these prices

16/06/12 11:26:55

Well done son,now can you reach the top shelf?

16/06/12 11:09:42

World hide and seek championships enters it's second week.

16/06/12 11:05:11

A Vend debtor.

16/06/12 11:00:26

I should complain, I just haven't got the bottle.

17/06/12 6:50:22

Another low down bum

16/06/12 11:04:24

One arm bandit.

16/06/12 11:02:05

The oldest swigger in town

16/06/12 11:01:28

Low sugar diet

16/06/12 19:21:32

I get by with a little help from my vend.

16/06/12 17:04:33

A down on his luck Keanu Reeves reprises his role as Neo in 'Matrix; The Saga years.'

16/06/12 14:12:18

Vendor Bender

16/06/12 13:30:46

The large flap leads me to believe that this vending machine is.........Kerry Katona.

16/06/12 13:22:17

Postman pratt.

16/06/12 12:12:48

"Where the fuck's my fags!"

16/06/12 11:30:08

"Bloody technology, when I were lad, we had it delivered by Milkman."

16/06/12 11:21:40

Shop till it drops.

16/06/12 11:07:49

Looks like the postman's drunk again.

16/06/12 11:00:57

Drunks' machine.

18/06/12 15:06:42

Will someone help that Tramp up before he gets Trampelled.

16/06/12 22:20:38

Secret R Whites Lemonade drinker caught on camera.

16/06/12 22:19:31

I though I heard a pop.

16/06/12 18:07:45

Old Bob sometimes lie vend up.

16/06/12 13:19:34

Won't be long now Ronnie...Mrs Corbett's on her way with a matchbox and you can climb out through this flap

16/06/12 12:19:53

The irony is, it's enough to turn you to drink!

16/06/12 12:14:26

Pokka hiatus.

16/06/12 12:12:06

These darn drive through windows get lower all the time.

16/06/12 11:30:09

Gerry's hat trick

16/06/12 11:29:12

You know when you've been Tangoed.

16/06/12 11:28:43

Hungry Hobo.

16/06/12 11:27:12

"Excuse me!, I put Tuppence into slot, Excuse me...Is anybody there?"

16/06/12 11:26:00

Pokka conned Daz.

16/06/12 11:24:43

"It's not you... it's me"

16/06/12 11:22:18

Snooper Tramp.

16/06/12 11:21:10

"Good morning, could I have two cheeseburgers and a large fries please?"

16/06/12 11:19:36

hear no retrieval, see no retrieval

16/06/12 11:16:49

'HOW COULD THUGS ATTACK AND KICK A 98 YEAR-OLD MAN?'... quite easily I would imagine.

16/06/12 11:16:38

Just like London underground... the tube is always late in getting there.

16/06/12 11:13:13

What a stupid place to put the front door.

16/06/12 11:12:05

"I don't need the crisps you dummy... I need the tube to keep my loose change in"

16/06/12 11:11:44

"Money for nothing"... ♫

16/06/12 11:10:56

Here kitty kitty

16/06/12 11:09:24