Better call a joiner.

10/06/12 11:00:32

Who switched the ceiling fan on

10/06/12 11:00:14

DIY...SOS.

10/06/12 11:04:58

Dave should never have attempted the repairs when he was half cut

10/06/12 11:02:28

The Texas Homecare Chainsaw Massacre.

10/06/12 11:06:28

Johnny, go in and ask Mr Jones nicely if you can have your boomerang back.

10/06/12 11:05:05

Fainter and Decorator

10/06/12 11:26:23

Mistakes and Ladders.

10/06/12 11:02:22

Hammer and Sickie.

10/06/12 11:31:13

Typical builder, half-asleep on the job.

10/06/12 11:12:48

Fallpapering

10/06/12 11:12:26

"He aint heavy, he's my half-step brother..."

10/06/12 11:03:01

Hammer House of Horror.

10/06/12 11:02:15

Builders crack.

10/06/12 18:19:17

Derek was not a Cowboy builder, he was a Magicians Assistant builder.

10/06/12 11:41:52

I was sad when the Carpenter's split.

10/06/12 11:24:29

Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be...

10/06/12 11:10:35

On the down side, I think my husband is dead.
On the plus side, the cat loves the new wallpaper.

10/06/12 11:02:17

"Split!" purrs O'Nallity

11/06/12 12:22:46

With his legs neatly tucked into a hole in the floorboards, Darren was ready for his Mother-In-Law's return from the Heart Clinic

10/06/12 11:43:09

Tony would just lie around the house since the separation

10/06/12 11:20:49

"Jane, the cat's been sharpening it's claws on you diamond necklace again."

10/06/12 11:06:49

A Graeme of two halves

10/06/12 11:03:59

Hammered and legless

10/06/12 11:00:23

Keiths attitude to D.I.Y was half-arsed as usual.

10/06/12 18:18:15

'Can We Fix It?'

10/06/12 17:03:42

He took steps to lose weight ... now he's half the man he was

10/06/12 14:47:43

Famous Last Words In DIY:
"Would you chuck us that glass shelf, sweetheart?"

10/06/12 12:06:09

Derek had legs for ladders but not a head for heights.

10/06/12 11:43:43

Some tradesmen waist your time

10/06/12 11:21:04

Another murder in Swansea....looked to have Dai Sect written all over it

10/06/12 11:18:01

Bill was on his break.

10/06/12 11:16:11

Bob desperately tried to dial 999 but the cat had got his tongue.

10/06/12 11:13:03

He'd be claiming time and a half for this job.

10/06/12 11:10:52

The cat had sadly forgot to tell Rob that it was only himself that had the nine lives

10/06/12 11:06:48

The SAW franchise has finally run out of ideas.

10/06/12 11:06:25

Steve was often seen through the window working topless.

10/06/12 11:05:00

Bob always leaves the DIY half finished.

10/06/12 11:00:58

This is one way to get out of DIY...

10/06/12 16:29:09

Trevor worked on the floor whilst his other half put up the curtain rail

10/06/12 14:55:03

Cause of Death... Deadly Light Shade.

10/06/12 13:06:24

Jesus was a carpenter and all they did was nail him to a cross!

10/06/12 11:38:54

"Look from every angle you like, mate," said the cat, "You still can't tell your arse from your elbow."

10/06/12 11:38:36

The Cheshire Cat never thought teaching a human to disappear could lead to a half attack.

10/06/12 11:34:19

Arthur regretted wiring the ceiling fan to a sub-station.

10/06/12 11:27:45

John didn’t have a cat in hell's chance of surviving this.

10/06/12 11:09:34

It's obvious- Miss Marple did it.

10/06/12 11:04:44

Matt finished

24/07/12 21:23:04

i worked my ass off

21/06/12 12:53:25

half hearted effort!!

16/06/12 19:03:17