Axel Rose

18/06/12 11:16:33

The side effect of crash dieting.

18/06/12 11:42:21

Sign on the other side of the bridge: "LOSE HEIGHT NOW. ASK ME HOW."

18/06/12 12:22:32

Depressed truck throws itself under a bridge.

18/06/12 11:16:02

Crash diet

18/06/12 11:00:11

Bridge over troubled motor

18/06/12 13:27:45

"IDIOTS! I told you not to all stand at the same side."

18/06/12 12:32:05

New Vantastic crash diet

18/06/12 11:02:39

Gone flawed van, damn.

18/06/12 12:17:58

The Chappaquiddick Diet

18/06/12 17:17:51

"Damn and ballast!"

18/06/12 12:46:11

Bridge of size

18/06/12 11:21:32

Truckin' hell!

18/06/12 11:08:07

I lost 1 ton on the Bridge Crash Diet

18/06/12 12:26:09

Does my brum look big in this?

18/06/12 12:25:12

Over Freight.

18/06/12 11:37:00

Bridge end.

18/06/12 11:32:52

Fright Of The Navigator.

18/06/12 11:28:57

Jenny Craig delivers the food right to your door.
Unfortunately she wasn't driving today.

18/06/12 11:12:14

Dan's slimmers magazine has just been abridged.

18/06/12 11:04:43

Balanced diet.

18/06/12 11:02:26

The result of driving while two-tyred.

19/06/12 0:46:26

Truck Norris delivers his infamous roundhouse kick.

18/06/12 17:28:25

Derek found it hard driving without chips in the windscreen

18/06/12 12:20:52

Bridge Over Troubled Weighter.

18/06/12 11:04:28

The weight is over.

18/06/12 11:01:34

Only the rain will ever be seen driving again.

18/06/12 11:00:55

Meet me in the 'fast' lane for a crash course.

18/06/12 11:00:35

Lean Cuisine?

18/06/12 11:00:30

False advertising

21/06/12 23:32:48

I told you we should lose a little more weight before we went under.

21/06/12 4:08:40

Next time, try exercising. Some caution.

19/06/12 0:33:04

The truck stops here.

19/06/12 0:16:00

Lean bacon causes transport chaos.

18/06/12 22:51:12

so that's how you loose the weight, shread it off under a bridge.

18/06/12 19:09:11

The Highweigh Code recommends cutting back calorries.

18/06/12 18:54:55

I've a delivery for Cheryl Cole I'm going to tip my load then I'm going to Bangor as fast as I can.

18/06/12 17:46:14

Only the man in the left-hand seat had actually lost weight.

18/06/12 17:05:21

Korean bbq sauce lorry crashes into the dog pound

18/06/12 16:48:04

This truck is disabled and won't be taking part in more deliveries.

18/06/12 15:53:43

Gas trick banned

18/06/12 15:31:31

If you think driving a truck is dangerous.then just try being a tennis line judge. .

18/06/12 15:10:12

"I was just trying to get my weight-loss on track."

18/06/12 13:49:57

HungerFord Bridge!

18/06/12 13:38:04

When confronted with a bridge that was just not high enough, the lorry side and tried anyway

18/06/12 13:31:06

Lose weight, gain a headache.

18/06/12 13:24:39

High tension at low bridge...

18/06/12 12:55:00

Fat truck gets lean.

18/06/12 12:54:58

Nice trux, shame about the camber-bend

18/06/12 12:14:55

Our friendly, loveable 'chubby' friend's and relatives, change their excuse of glandular problems and big bones to delivery problems with their cardboard chicken and mush.

18/06/12 11:59:16