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"I'm dilated to make your acquaintance"
30/05/12 20:03:00
Chilean Minor.
30/05/12 20:01:11
"If there's anything you want, I'm at your cervix."
30/05/12 20:45:45
Juan born every minute.
30/05/12 20:00:07
Born Again Christian.
Arrested at the airport for people trafficking.
30/05/12 20:13:02
Chris Breach.
30/05/12 20:05:58
Extreme muff diving.
30/05/12 20:27:00
Force Seth's delivery.
30/05/12 20:08:38
Midwife was feeling His panic
31/05/12 7:48:38
Latest Illegal immigrant to be caught by UK border patrol
30/05/12 20:59:18
Siamese Twins see the doctor about constipation.
30/05/12 20:17:43
Kids grow up so quickly these days
31/05/12 16:24:56
Poor Sanchez... after a flap on the face and a clit round the ear, the Doctor was trying to break his neck!.
31/05/12 8:52:46
Slave Labour
30/05/12 22:54:02
Maradona was renowned for diving in the box.
30/05/12 20:13:47
Chappy Birth Day.
30/05/12 20:00:21
do i look like i was born yesterday?!
30/05/12 21:40:20
"I'm sorry madam, I think they laid you on a bodybag".
30/05/12 20:19:31
I miss Amsterdam.
30/05/12 20:15:00
womb-man
30/05/12 20:08:53
Not to be outdone by mum in the delivery suite, dad decided to make a big entrance.
30/05/12 20:06:43
"Yes Mrs Brown, I'm afraid you will be needing some stitches"
30/05/12 20:02:03
Sorry Mrs Wong, despite antenatal screening, you've still given birth to a Mongol.
30/05/12 20:01:13
"Madam, are you sure that you haven't been taking steroids?"
30/05/12 20:00:32
She waited twenty eight years to induce labour? That's stretching it a bit.
John was given a head start in life.
01/06/12 15:16:39
I swear, I tripped and just.. Fell into his arse. That's all!
31/07/12 0:19:46
I warned you to stop taking G.M.O food
03/06/12 14:29:42
The pharmaceutical advertising campaign to boost sales in birth induction drugs was beginning to exaggerate the problem.
03/06/12 10:26:41
Look can you make your mind up either in or out
01/06/12 23:49:46
getting out had been easy but re-entry was proving more difficult.
01/06/12 10:05:30
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