For the last time PISS OFF. I am not Susan Boyle. She lives 2 doors down.

20/05/12 20:09:02

Her face could pick up satellite TV, but she was no dish.

20/05/12 20:05:05

Ironically, she's not exactly a looker.

20/05/12 20:00:15

Neighbourhood Witch.

20/05/12 20:08:47

Rapunzel had let herself go a bit.

21/05/12 12:02:43

The face that lunched a thousand chips.

20/05/12 20:42:45

Dont bother with the Anadin luv, The panes gone now.

22/05/12 13:26:32

Windowlean.

20/05/12 20:01:16

The Nag's Head

20/05/12 23:13:04

Window Cilla

20/05/12 20:44:16

"I know it's my turn for the bathroom love, but your father's just been in there."

20/05/12 20:42:51

"HARRY! HELP ME! Bring some butter and a crowbar."

20/05/12 20:20:48

Broken widow.

20/05/12 20:17:11

She caught plenty of wasps to chew from up there.

20/05/12 20:04:36

Ok this weeks special offer...i pay you....

21/05/12 5:13:10

Look there's Annette in the Window.

20/05/12 20:46:24

If looks could sill

20/05/12 20:15:24

She came in through the bathroom window, but everyone was already out the back door.

20/05/12 20:09:06

Double (chin) gazing.

20/05/12 20:07:06

Mildred hated cold callers so much she had a rifle built in to her front wall.

20/05/12 20:02:36

Pane Jane.

20/05/12 20:00:26

Susan loved to live life on the ledge.

20/05/12 20:00:08