The salesman did say it would be a bird magnet.

19/05/12 20:00:36

Guess we can rule out a Swallow

19/05/12 21:20:59

Gavin, 32, from Autoglass, "Never ignore a chip on your windscreen.... it could attract seagulls...".

19/05/12 21:07:20

Honda Jizz.

19/05/12 20:10:46

The lady in the office asked if I'd like to put a deposit on one of the cars

19/05/12 20:01:09

Wax on. Whacks off.

19/05/12 20:25:00

Golden shot.

19/05/12 20:01:36

Shit and Run incident

19/05/12 21:38:40

Birdshit Jones Diarrhoea.

19/05/12 20:02:09

Never park overnight in a red light district.

19/05/12 20:00:10

... would consider part exchange for something not covered in shit.

20/05/12 9:50:44

The work of a Kwik-Shit Shitter

19/05/12 21:59:10

And the salesman said it had low emissions...

19/05/12 21:28:54

Part of the Crappage Scheme

19/05/12 21:27:08

He was the victim of a paintball drive-by shooting.

19/05/12 21:13:29

Birds of a feather, shit together.

19/05/12 21:00:27

Bukkcarke.

19/05/12 20:12:04

Little Deuce Coop

19/05/12 20:10:05

The goose that sprayed the golden egg.

19/05/12 20:05:45

Another splaturday night in town.

19/05/12 20:04:59

Shit parking.

19/05/12 20:00:55

Far more effective than putting “Car Wash Now Open” stickers under the wipers!

19/05/12 20:00:22