Burkha King

12/05/12 20:00:21

I don't know why we eat here. The food is shi'ite.

12/05/12 20:01:03

Queue wait.

12/05/12 20:03:59

"Two small Sheiks, please"

12/05/12 20:00:58

"I'd like an eggburger, Sunni side up please."

12/05/12 20:21:46

"Get me a packet of Sultan Sheik crisps."

12/05/12 20:00:33

Ah-Me-Dinner-Jed

12/05/12 21:28:23

"Are you having the same as Jihad last time?"

12/05/12 20:38:19

"That's a Filet-o-fish for me, and 128 Big Macs for the wives."

12/05/12 20:00:11

Customers browse the Allah Carte menu

13/05/12 9:34:44

"Meccas one with cheese."

"Allah've one with barbecue sauce."

12/05/12 22:09:44

"A burger please"
"With relish"
"A Buuuurrrggggeeeerrrr, pplleeaassee!!!!"

12/05/12 21:34:24

"…and fifteen pizzas for her- she's getting stoned later on."

12/05/12 20:00:20

Transcending religion, culture and international boundaries, the need for a kebab at the end of a boozy night out.

13/05/12 8:11:06

"I thought you said you were fasting?"
"I am, this is a fast food joint"

12/05/12 20:09:49

Return of the Jeddah

12/05/12 22:05:15

Three cokes, two Fantas and a Sprite...shoplifting is so easy in this outfit.

12/05/12 22:04:16

"I'm sick of burgers, pizzas and crêpes too. If you'd let me take my veil off then we wouldn't have to just eat slot shaped food."

12/05/12 21:23:22

"No, no sir,I meant how much for the whole shop?"

12/05/12 20:40:52

They had to wait a falafel long time to be served.

12/05/12 20:00:24

“Can I have a cheeseburka please?”

12/05/12 20:00:15

Unable to agree on what they wanted, there was on a conflict in the Middle Feast.

13/05/12 7:23:00

There's a difference at MeccaDonalds.

12/05/12 20:35:27

"I'll have the "Mohammed" special - blessings and cheese be upon it."

12/05/12 20:17:40

"Hurry up pal, I've got to be on set in ten minutes to film a Scottish Widows advert."

12/05/12 20:17:02

Burka Van

12/05/12 20:00:09