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Linda D Vote score: 1080Linda D

Burkha King

12/05/12 20:00:21

 
Linda D Vote score: 1080Linda D

I don't know why we eat here. The food is shi'ite.

12/05/12 20:01:03

 
Shandonbelle Vote score: 2732Shandonbelle

Queue wait.

12/05/12 20:03:59

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5334Ron Allan

"Two small Sheiks, please"

12/05/12 20:00:58

 
Pablo Cabello Vote score: 2869Pablo Cabello

"I'd like an eggburger, Sunni side up please."

12/05/12 20:21:46

 
F Mackay Vote score: 15453F Mackay

"Get me a packet of Sultan Sheik crisps."

12/05/12 20:00:33

 
John Llamas Vote score: 17682John Llamas

Ah-Me-Dinner-Jed

12/05/12 21:28:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24198Tony Edwards

"Are you having the same as Jihad last time?"

12/05/12 20:38:19

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18958Michael Winner

"That's a Filet-o-fish for me, and 128 Big Macs for the wives."

12/05/12 20:00:11

 
Nathan Davies Vote score: 250Nathan Davies

Customers browse the Allah Carte menu

13/05/12 9:34:44

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3174Paul Woolley

"Meccas one with cheese."

"Allah've one with barbecue sauce."

12/05/12 22:09:44

 
Ian Searle Vote score: 2409Ian Searle

"A burger please"
"With relish"
"A Buuuurrrggggeeeerrrr, pplleeaassee!!!!"

12/05/12 21:34:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18958Michael Winner

"...and fifteen pizzas for her- she's getting stoned later on."

12/05/12 20:00:20

 
Nathan Davies Vote score: 250Nathan Davies

Transcending religion, culture and international boundaries, the need for a kebab at the end of a boozy night out.

13/05/12 8:11:06

 
Shandonbelle Vote score: 2732Shandonbelle

"I thought you said you were fasting?"
"I am, this is a fast food joint"

12/05/12 20:09:49

 
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

Return of the Jeddah

12/05/12 22:05:15

 
Linda D Vote score: 1080Linda D

Three cokes, two Fantas and a Sprite...shoplifting is so easy in this outfit.

12/05/12 22:04:16

 
F Mackay Vote score: 15453F Mackay

"I'm sick of burgers, pizzas and crępes too. If you'd let me take my veil off then we wouldn't have to just eat slot shaped food."

12/05/12 21:23:22

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15338John Glover

"No, no sir,I meant how much for the whole shop?"

12/05/12 20:40:52

 
Pablo Cabello Vote score: 2869Pablo Cabello

They had to wait a falafel long time to be served.

12/05/12 20:00:24

 
F Mackay Vote score: 15453F Mackay

“Can I have a cheeseburka please?”

12/05/12 20:00:15

 
Nathan Davies Vote score: 250Nathan Davies

Unable to agree on what they wanted, there was on a conflict in the Middle Feast.

13/05/12 7:23:00

 
Pablo Cabello Vote score: 2869Pablo Cabello

There's a difference at MeccaDonalds.

12/05/12 20:35:27

 
Pablo Cabello Vote score: 2869Pablo Cabello

"I'll have the "Mohammed" special - blessings and cheese be upon it."

12/05/12 20:17:40

 
F Mackay Vote score: 15453F Mackay

"Hurry up pal, I've got to be on set in ten minutes to film a Scottish Widows advert."

12/05/12 20:17:02

 
Roley Martin Vote score: 1863Roley Martin

Burka Van

12/05/12 20:00:09

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