“The map said Piccadilly Circus.”

21/10/11 11:03:55

Announcer 'Delays can be expected due to the wrong kind of show on the tracks'

21/10/11 12:04:42

It's the feet, mate. They create unrealistic expectations.

21/10/11 15:23:29

OK so you were dumped by a girl with a big top,but I believe her flat mate is very nice.

21/10/11 12:14:55

" Do you know any one-liners?"

21/10/11 11:01:14

I said "Fancy a game of two a side", not suicide, you clown.

21/10/11 12:22:54

“Whatever you decide Geoff, I’ll be there to help pick up the pieces.”

21/10/11 12:53:33

"Don't worry Ronald, there'll be another one along in Jester minute

21/10/11 11:47:39

Laughter Track

21/10/11 11:00:16

Tears of a Clown

21/10/11 11:03:46

"I'm stuck here. Lost on my way to picadilly, Chantelle has left me becuase I watch that film about 2 girls and some beaker and she's gone off with that Chris Beach instead."

"Cheer up. I think you've got in enough running jokes to at least get a like on caption.me"

"Will it beat the dupe detector though?"

21/10/11 13:41:44

Chantelle's breasts. There... I said it. Can that be it now?

21/10/11 12:37:58

Red nose day and what do you forget!

21/10/11 12:32:27

It was time to make-up.

21/10/11 11:43:09

Laughter lines

21/10/11 11:01:04

Loco the clown

21/10/11 11:00:29

The clowns who run Virgin Rail

21/10/11 11:00:26

Fancy 'Track' Suit.

22/10/11 5:57:27

Jimmy found it difficult to keep his career on track.

21/10/11 12:10:26

"Welcome to Railtrack, buddy."

21/10/11 11:23:08